tragic figure

My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2011-1-23)

Wed, 26 Jan 2011 22:18:33 -0500

My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2011-1-23):

thedailywhat: Infographic of the Day: Click through for an...

Mon, 24 Jan 2011 18:14:36 -0500

Infographic of the Day: Click through for an explanation of how each state got its mark of shame (bonus: Some states are the worst at two things!).

I’ll take worst drivers over ugliest residents any day.

[pleatedjeans.]

I’m surprised Maryland is AIDS, not heroin addiction.

slowgraffiti: Do you realize how long it took to get a black...

Sun, 23 Jan 2011 20:49:44 -0500

slowgraffiti:

Do you realize how long it took to get a black Disney Princess?

My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2011-1-16)

Sat, 22 Jan 2011 10:53:37 -0500

My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2011-1-16):

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Yes, please. Photo by Winston Woo.

Thu, 13 Jan 2011 15:13:20 -0500

Yes, please.

Photo by Winston Woo.

Hey so did you ever see this picture of me and Beth Ditto from...

Mon, 10 Jan 2011 13:39:05 -0500

Hey so did you ever see this picture of me and Beth Ditto from 2007? It makes me smile when I look at it.

She Really Doesn't Get It

Thu, 06 Jan 2011 22:45:41 -0500

allison: So I was talking to my therapist about my negative thought loops, and she told me that I need to first recognize what I am doing, and then stop and begin talking to myself as if I were comforting a sad friend instead of myself.

Mom: So you say to yourself "stop it, why are you so depressed?"

allison: *sigh* No. That's exactly what you don't say.

missworld: captain-knobhead: attn. writers (via...

Wed, 05 Jan 2011 22:55:00 -0500

missworld:

captain-knobhead:

attn. writers

(via thewicked)

For reference purposes.

Facebook has a new “people who inspire you” section....

Sun, 02 Jan 2011 12:57:00 -0500

Facebook has a new “people who inspire you” section. Mine is better than yours.

This is a band made up of bears called Bearforce1. Sadly, there...

Tue, 28 Dec 2010 11:27:00 -0500

This is a band made up of bears called Bearforce1. Sadly, there are no longer together. But their genius will live on through youtube. Good work, gentlemen.

Edited to add: This video is one of the gayest things I’ve ever seen. And by gayest, I mean “most homosexual.” And it’s awesome.

Reblog if your life is really tough right now

Sun, 26 Dec 2010 21:46:26 -0500

Nekobasu Jiyuu

Thu, 23 Dec 2010 19:31:24 -0500

Sometimes I fantasize
about suicide

And sometimes I dream
about being the queen
of my own life

And sometimes I pound
the walls with my fists
to see if anyone’s listening
but no one is

But sometimes
I hallucinate
about a creature
who communicates
with growls and whistles

A creature who waits
outside by the gate
with some magic seeds
and umbrella leaves
To make a sapling giant
in the middle of the night.

A forest emperor is what you are
So protect me, rescue me.

Sometimes I create
my own life’s escape —
a looming shape
on a flying top,
landing with a drop
soft on the grass.
His soft furry mass
will bury my past,
if I just asked.

So I did, and took his hand,
with no master plan…
I mustered
my trust
and we stepped
on the bus.

So I've been writing some things that could be songs

Thu, 23 Dec 2010 19:28:00 -0500

They’re just poems now, I guess. Anyway if I did start a band I’m thinking we’d be called Lexa Pro and the Prescription. The reason I’m sharing this is because I’m going to post one of those song/poem/things and I figure I should at least offer some context before I go ranting on and on about Totoro and suicide.

My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2010-12-19)

Tue, 21 Dec 2010 16:37:05 -0500

My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2010-12-19):

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Do Vampires Cum Blood?

Mon, 20 Dec 2010 17:33:03 -0500

Hannah: also im gonna go out on a limb and say my paper on fangbangers was not my best work
allison: hahahaha
Hannah: i almost called it, fangbangers dems vampire fuckers!!! but i settled for the romaniticization of vampires in american television and cinema
allison: i think you should have gone with the first title
Hannah: agreed
allison: and then tried to get it published
"oh yes, i recently read hannah levin's work on fangbangers. very enlightening."

"the three exclamation points in the title really drove her overarching thesis home for me"
Hannah: the way she talks about the sexual unbalance in relationships amongst mortal women and vampire men, genius

do they cum blood? we will never know
allison:i would imagine they do
Hannah: its only logical
allison: they cry blood, right?
Hannah: yeah
allison: their only bodily fluid is blood

so yes, they should cum blood

man, that's a bitch
Hannah: and when they are destroyed they become like bloody piles of blood and stuff
allison: why hasn't true blood covered that yet?
Hannah: im sending letters
allison: sookie gets a facial and it looks like she got curbstomped

My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2010-12-12)

Tue, 14 Dec 2010 09:28:22 -0500

My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2010-12-12):

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My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2010-11-28)

Mon, 29 Nov 2010 06:25:03 -0500

My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2010-11-28):

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IMPORTANT

Fri, 26 Nov 2010 13:05:35 -0500

IMPORTANT

heaven help us: HP from Albus Dumbledore's POV

Tue, 23 Nov 2010 20:47:14 -0500

heaven help us: HP from Albus Dumbledore's POV:

pillsdonthelpbutitsureisfunny:

snapes-of-wrath:

Albus Dumbledore and the year I regretted hiring an arab

Albus Dumbledore and the shit plumbing

Albus Dumnledore and the time I made a kid catch a murderer

Albus Dumbledore and the year I decided to hire just about anyone

Albus…

My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2010-11-21)

Tue, 23 Nov 2010 19:14:46 -0500

My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2010-11-21):

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